Chandlers Ford
a curious phenomenon of a place.
located near southampton and eastleigh, it somehow manages to be the sn-bbiest little town full of hundreds of rich spoilt sh-theads with no concept of the real world who soil themselves when they see a chav, or as they would put it, ‘someone of the lower cl-sses’.
home to many a rich family of d-ckheads.
widely avoided by many to avoid being given hostile stares by the rich inhabitants.
the residents never leave as they fear they may be attacked by a group of ‘young ruffians’ or ‘crazy hoodlums’.
‘mate, you wanna go to asda in chandlers ford?’
‘no f-ckin way, i hate the little pr-cks who live there’
‘i say old bean, fancy going to see a film in eastleigh?’
‘are you feeling alright my dear fellow? we might get mugged! i dont trust those suspicious lads and ladettes who roam the streets over there…’
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