Changeheimer’s


when you have a specific amount of coins in your pocket for something, yet you can’t shake the feeling that you’ve somehow miscounted and compulsively count and re-count your change.
i only needed about 1.50 for the bus, but as the bus aproached my changeheimer’s started to act up and i freaked out a little and dropped nickels all over the place.

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