Chanjob
the art of stimulation of the penile region by one or both hands. most commonly performed at parties by drunk girls.
hey, i just got a chanjob form that chick that got wasted from one shot.
a pointless handjob in which the giver of the handjob either holds on to the p-n-s without any motion or yanks it up and down while gripping too tightly. named after the infamous giver of the chanjob (some say it’s mythical).
friend 1: dude was that your first chanjob?
friend 2: yeah. she just held on and sometimes yanked really hard. i got off anyways tho.
friend 3: oh dude i thought that was just a myth
friend 2: oh no! this was very real!
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