Channel Fart
a type of women’s fart which can unexpectedly occur whilst in a seated position where the pocket of fart air travels forward and upward through the l-b–, as if it were flowing through a channel. can also be used as a verb.
“oh em gee girlfriend, the date was going really well last night, right up until i channelled!”
the channel fart caused her to giggle uncontrollably from the flapping, tickling sensation.
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