Chaos Magnet
a paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.
i’m at my wit’s end. lucretia is a complete mess — everything just seems to go wrong with her. her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. i think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.
a person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.
john: i don’t know if i can take it any longer — her life is just one debacle after another. if it’s not her car breaking down, it’s her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. what is the deal?
jack: i hear you — she’s a total chaos magnet.
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