chap-dick
the effect on ones p-n-s after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the p-n-s gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.
“man, i’d like to wrench my warty chap-d-ck down her throat.”
“it appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-d-ck if you will.”
this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.
bill: “aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as h-ll.”
two hours later
bill: “d-mn that sh-t gave me chapd-ck.”
the s-xual act of putting chapstick on one’s p-n-s and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.
kory: dude i totally made that katie chick give me strawberry chap-d-ck
jake: she liked the taste of your strawberry chap d-ck
the chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing bl-wj-b.
“thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry.”
“no worries, i brought some chapd-ck.”
when a man’s d-ck gets sore from f-cking.
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