chap fap
using a tube of chapstick to slather and lube up your p-n-s for a good old fashioned fap and w-nk.
carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. so he grabbed a tube of chapstick and b-ttered up his c-ck and b-lls and nutted to a chap fap.
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