Chaperphone
a chaperphone is a good friend who can’t come along on a date or other activity, but will call you or text you at least once, but often multiple times, to make sure you’re not in trouble.
i have a blind date tonight, and i think it’s going to be awful. will you be my chaperphone and call me or text me at 9 so i have an excuse to leave? or… i know i’m married, but i want to hang out with this hottie tonight. will you chaperphone me every half hour so i stay out of trouble?
-see also phoneperone pr-nounced sha-per-phone, a person you call and talk to while in an unfamiliar or scary place. in theory the chaperphone can send -ssistance to you if a situation arises.
when my wife crosses a dark parking lot she calls me because i am her chaperphone.
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