chappy-doo
the chappy-doo is a basic defense mechanism used to combat sas (sweaty -ss syndrome). the chappy-doo consists of a small amount of toilet paper, usually consisting of 2-3 squares, folded and wedged firmly into the b-tt cheeks. the purpose is to absorb excess crack sweat during especially warm days. the chappy-doo can reach capacity before the user is in a proper location to dispose of it. in this case, it is recommended the user walk with a wide stance and shake one or both legs during the steps. this technique, when successful, will send the chappy-doo down the pants leg and onto the ground. practice this technique in your favorite retail store.
“dude, i had to jettison the my chappy-doo in wal-mart today.”
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