Chapsdick
using pre-c-m on your significant others lips to keep them from getting chapped. chapsd-ck.
do you have any chapstick? no, but i can give you some chapsd-ck.
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the act of her rubbing your d-ck on her lips like chapstick.
hey baby, your lips look chapped, want some chapsd-ck to rub on them.
1. one of your friends who steal’s your girlfriend, make’s out with her, and proceeds to have s-x with her.
2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.
“dude, i’m sorry i stole your girl. i was a real chap’s d-ck.”
“man, you look hot tonight. let’s get out of here, this place sucks.”
“geez dude, are you gay or something? don’t be a chap’s d-ck.”
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