Charlemagne
no mans b-tch
charlemagne made shin-bi a sandwich
like h-ll i did, b-tch!
crazy guy that spout out random lines, but everyone likes him. not lame.
made peace between the pope and the roman people and was later crowned holy roman emperor.
charlemagne was a successful warlord 🙂
extreme lamer
charlemagne: |)00|)! |’|\/| 4 14|\/|3r!
a highly insecure person, usually male, with a terrible lack of social skills, who tries to make himself popular by acting in a random and insane manner or by jumping on bandwagons and partic-p-ting in the humiliation of unpopular people.
dude, quit being a charlemagne! grow some backbone d-mnit!
shin-bi’s b-tch! yeah! what now!
charlemagne made shin-bi a sandwich
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