Charles

the s-xiest thing one the freaking earth. the f-cking hottest person in the world.
d-mn, i really wanna f-ck that charles.

i hope that charles notices me tonight.

d-mn that charles is f-cking fine!
an extremely selfish guy, everything he does is for his benefit and his benefit only. he doesn’t care about others feelings, only about his own. never believe any promises he makes, as he is very likely to break them according to his liking. but watch out because he knows how to sweet talk. he almost always gets what he wants, and he is very proud of it. he must enjoy breaking girls hearts.
yeah, charles will just break her heart too
1. a popular name, used for many of the kings of france and england in the medieval era.

2. in the modern era, a worried, anxious pre-p-b-scent boy, usually with red or orange hair, who feels so weakly about himself that he needs to use urban dictionary to call himself the s-xiest thing on planet earth.

3. a type of small dog.
1. king charles the first of england, 1625-1649

2. charles mayer

3. a small breed of dog
a crazy alter ego that a blacked out friend frequently morphs into. charles often yells “yung money!” and “neck, maurice” when charlesed out. these are usually the two indications that one has changed into charles. charles is also unusually agressive, always looking to fight. every question is answered with “shut the f-ck up.”
charles: “yung money, bada bada bee, maurices pieces!!”
me: “well, it looks like charles is partying with us tonight”
pr-noun: “charles” refers to only the world’s greatest and s-xiest irishman. sports the world’s greatest smile; he’s hot, hilarious, humble. well known for his impish personality, he exudes mischief and fun at all times. he is the most giving person in the world; ready to listen at the drop of a hat whether it’s midnight or 3 pm or go kick some serious -ss when needed. he believes in the “3 f’s”: faith, family, and finances. (you don’t cross any of them… ) is destined to either marry an italian before 30 or join mount saint mary’s at 35. once graduated from the country’s greatest school (for those who don’t know… that’s uva) he will be wreaking havoc on 6-7th graders having them prove infinity while he comes up with a new number system and re-structures relativity. he’s known and respected by all, deeply loved by a close few.

je t’aime, mon lutin!
1) an example of his effect:

the diva: where were you last night?

le pet-te: with charles…

the diva: d-mn…look at you, you’re glowing again.

2) to explain his charming good looks:

the diva and le pet-te, as charlie walks by: “handsome as a lion dat one… i could stare at dat back side allll daaaay.”
a pr-noun used in place of a persons real name when one doesn’t know the name, is too lazy to say the name, or just wants to say charles. is often used in conjuction with curse words and/or words describing a woman’s attributes.

commonplace at wt woodson hs in nova
sh-t! look at those b-tches t-tties charles.

or

naw, f-ck that sh-t charles you know im too lazy.
v. to vomit, or chuck up, part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.
1. i ate so much i had to charles in the toilet.

2. omg! somebody’s charlesed up all over the toilet floor!