Charlie Tard
a gay guy who decides to have s-x with a woman but gets confused and tries to f-ck her in the nostril. afterwards, he punches her in the face.
did you see andrea with that bandage on her face? do you think she got a nose job?
nah. she tried to teach her gay friend ricky how to eat tuna. but he turned out to be a total charlie tard!
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