Charlie the Unicorn

charlie the unicorn is a very popular video that’s been spread across the internet over youtube, mysp-ce, newgrounds, and other flash animation websites. in this video, a pink unicorn and a blue unicorn badger a white unicorn named charlie into going to a location known as candy mountain. on the way to candy mountain, the pink and blue unicorn get guidance from the magical liopleurodon, which is a dinosaur that speaks an unidentifiable language, which charlie can’t understand. after getting directions from the liopleurodon, the pink and blue unicorns lead charlie to a bridge, which is “like covered in splinters.” after crossing the bridge, charlie and the other two unicorns arrive at candy mountain. although the pink and blue unicorns beg charlie to go inside the candy mountain cave, he refuses to enter. the two unicorns then get help from the letters c, a, n, d, and y. letter y serenades charlie with a song about candy mountain, while the other four letters dance along to the catchy tune. when the song ends, the letters spontaneously combust. charlie was persuaded by the dancing letters and his annoying pink and blue friends to go inside the candy mountain cave. while entering the cave, charlie’s friends give him a smug goodbye, and he suddenly becomes concerned. just as he tries to back out, the cave entrance closes. charlie struggles to find his way in the dark as he starts hearing footsteps. some fighting sound effects are heard, and in the next scene, charlie wakes up in the meadow with a huge, bleeding gash across his lower abdomen. he finally realizes what his “friends” were up to as he shouts his gruesome realization: “aww, they took my frickin kidney!!!!!”
random teenager: i love charlie the unicorn! it’s my favorite video on the internet!

charlie: oh gawd, what is that?
blue unicorn: it’s a liopleurodon, charlie!
pink unicorn: a magical liopleurodon!
blue unicorn: it’s gonna guide our way to candy mountain!!!charlie: all right guys, you do know that there’s no actual candy mountain, right?
blue unicorn: shun the nonbeliever!
pink unicorn: shuuuuuuuuun!
blue unicorn: shuuuuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuunuh!
the most awesome mini cartoon featuring charlie the unicorn.
“shun the non-believer!

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun-nuh!!!”

“it’s a land of sweets and joy…and joyness”

“oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
then just head right on up to the candy mountian cave
when you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land
such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
they’ve got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
oh so many things that will brighten up your day
it’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town!
it’s the mecca of love, the candy cave!
they’ve got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats candy rats chocolate bats its a wonderland of sweets find a candy train to town and hear the candy band candy bells its a treat as they march across the land cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around be astound at the dacing candy treats in the candy cave imagination runs so free so now charlie please will you go into the cave -boom- ”
charlie the unicorn rocks.
a cartoon series on the internet. while it is well animated and sports a decent sense of humor, it is highly overrated.
hyperactive teenage girl: omg omg have you seen charlie the unicorn?!

regular person: for the fifteenth time… yes.

hyperactive teenage girl: it’s sooooo funny and sooooo random! tee-hee!

regular person: -facepalm-