Charlotte, Michigan


a once-booming town whose prosperity ended in the 1940s. was also once a ku klux klan center in michigan, but is now a hicktown with lots of scary wal-mart people. close to the capital, lansing, but separated by a tiny town called potterville. home of the stupid school board that replaces their awesome looking logo with a sh-tty ripoff of the seahawks, and has every friday the 13th off. the superintendent of the school district is a gnome in disguise. highly clique-y. church on virtually every street corner. high school mascot is the oriole, despite the lack of orioles in charlotte.

population: about 10,000.

–pr-nounced “shar-lot”, not “shar-lit”.–
dude, don’t go to charlotte, michigan. you’ll never get out.

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