Charlub
1. (noun) a person who only eats cereal, specifically kellogs brand.
2. a booger and/or fecal specimen that dangles off a person’s body unbeknownst to them causing much embarr-ssment later.
3. a girl who wears the ugg boots/ croc fusion.
1. carrol is such a charlub because she only eats cereal, especially cereal of the kellogs brand.
2. person 1: “holy sh-t! that person has a charlub hanging from their face!”
person 2: “gross! they should wipe that booger/t-rd off their face before someone important sees it!”
3. she’s such a charlub who apparently has no taste in shoes whatsoever!
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