charming the one eyed trouser snake
a new term which i just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
martin: i watched some wicked hardcore p-rn last night mate.
matt: really?
martin: yeah, it was so good that i couldn’t resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
matt: cool
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