Charp

the green, mutant like potato chip found in every potato chip bag. there’s always one or two…

this was in a series of booklets called “sniglets” in the mid-80’s that defined words not in the dictionary but should be. much like urbandictionary.com does today.
no mom, i don’t want to eat the charp, even the dog won’t eat it!
an abbreviated version of the word “sharp” as in awesome in appearance or cleverly done. it is sometimes used as an exaggerated pun on the hispanic pr-nunciation of the anglo word “sharp” in which the “sh” sound is replaced with a “ch” sound.
“whadda ya think of my new tailpipes? pretty charp, huh?”
a combination of a cello and a harp.
when i was younger, i took charp lessons.
fart charp. smell that comes out of your -ss when you force one out.
(this is what my parents always called it when i was really young, i don’t know why, maybe it’s old polite slang for fart)
oh man, brian just charped. smells rank.
someone who is ugly in an attractive way.
1: how can you think he’s attractive? he is so ugly!
2:he’s not ugly, he’s charp.
to turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.
hey, charp the radio because my show’s about to come on.