chastity pillow
a pillow placed between members of the opposite s-x (or of compatible s-xualities) when sharing a bed for the evening. this pillow is intended to explicitly communicate the desire to abstain from s-xual activity of any type, making it “safe” for platonic bed-sharing.
same as pillow part-tion, but more used for people who are in relationships and don’t want to cheat — but would totally consider it if they were single.
male friend: you can have my bed and i’ll sleep on the couch.
female friend: don’t be silly. we’ll just put a chast-ty pillow between us and i’ll try to keep my cold feet off you.
male friend: if you say so.
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