chastity tent
a tent typically draped over a muslim woman’s entire body to prevent her skin from being seen by men, which would inevitably lead to s-x: if a man sees any woman’s skin he would be unable to resist his s-xual urges, and would inevitably have to honor her obvious s-xual invitation by forcing her to have s-x. her adultery or premarital s-x would bring shame to her family, who in turn would be forced to stone her to death to uphold their honor.
a chast-ty tent is similar to a chast-ty belt in that the goal is to prevent women from having s-x with other men. the difference is that the chast-ty belt physically prevents s-x, and is enforced with a key, whereas the chast-ty tent works by visually preventing women from being seen (which inevitably leads to s-x), and is enforced with the threat of beatings, rape, and stoning to death.
muslim women enjoy covering themselves with a concealing chast-ty tent or head tent, even when overheating in the hot desert sun.
doctor: your vitamin d levels are dangerously low. if you continue to wear that chast-ty tent you put yourself at greater risk for heart disease and osteoporosis, and the baby you breastfeed may become malnourished and develop rickets. you must have 15 minutes of sunlight on your skin everyday.
woman: i’d rather risk disease and a stunted child than be beaten by my husband or raped and then stoned to death.
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