chat

the word orignated in sydney years ago around the north sh-r- and seems to have spread australia wide in a matter of years. there is a suburb named chatswood in sydney, the word was first used by a small group of individuals from the north sh-r- who had a disliking for a group of individuals from chatswood. so if you were trying to offend your sh-r-y mate, you would call him chat, or if you saw something sh-t, ugly etc, you would call it chat.
-friend tells lame joke-
“that was chat”
1.anything you dont know the name for
2.anything disgusting
3.simile for sh-t, cr-p, t-rd, and other related words…
i use this word all the time so i would know – i have put alot of effort in this defint-tion
“whats this chat on the bottom of my shoe”
“ooooh, thats chat!”
“you know that chatness”
“this is the chattest thing i’ve ever seen mate”
ecstacy tablets, particularly in rural ireland.
“i did five chats last night and i came up like a sky boy”
the australian term for “ugly” or “disgusting” often used in schools and university it is a largely known slang word to australian students.
man that sh-t stain is chat
1, a phrase used in the uk to summarise someone’s conversational ability. usually used when speaking to a friend about someone you’ve just spoken to for the first time. this is the noun form of ‘chat’.

2, when used as a verb to “chat” means to talk at ones leisure, usually to mates.

3, chatting (same meaning as the above).

4, “chatting up”, distinctively different from the former. it means to speak flirtatiously with someone you usually intend to sleep with.
1, “mate, that birds fit but her chat stinks!”

“i don’t like your chat boy!”

2, “just go chat to him and sort it out!”

“alright mate, haven’t seen you in ages! fancy going for a pint and a chat a bit later on?”

3, “what you chatting bout?”

“he was in there chatting away”

4, “mate see that bird over there? i started chatting her up, but it turned out she has a fellah!”

“are you trying to chat me up boy?”
chairless huddle and talk. a quick variant on the pointless time-suck that is a “meeting”.

the rules are:
1) no charis. standing only.
2) huddle means everyone must sand in a circle. no p-ss-outs.
3) no minutes may be taken.
4) no laptops, drinks or mobile phones.

the seated huddle and talk is the more frequent (and less productive) cousin.

any shat must have a concise and unambiguous note taker.
“we should have a meeting about this”

“no, let’s have a chat.”
means sh-t, bad, awful, disgusting, seedy.
1. “i feel chat after last night.”
“that’s ‘coz yo’ had 20 lines.”
“oh.”
2. “that bong is absolutely chat dude, clean that muh-f-cka.”
“yeah…it is a bit chatty at the moment.”

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