chat sex


pretending to have s-x with words in im or chat room.
guy: puch it in harder
girl: -moans with pain-
guy: -skeet skeet-

-chat s-x
(n.) same as phone s-x, except that one must keep both hands on the keyboard. this indicates that one must use one’s feet to m-st-rb-t-, or learn to type with their toes. this leaves both hands free to grope yourself and someone else simultaneously. if fortune prevails, you could use the other hand to perform a rusty trombone or rusty trumpet on your favorite live s-x partner while having chat s-x with a third party.
steve42: are you there, bruce?
bruce69: yes.
steve42: let’s have chat s-x, ok?
bruce69: all right, man!
steve42: let me find my big giant d-ld-, ok?
bruce69: ok. i’ll just give your grandmother a rusty trumpet to p-ss the time, ok?
steve42: sounds good.
bruce69: all right, my man! we’re gonna get naked and nasty tonight!

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