chat-trap


1. informal one-sided conversation between two people, one of which is on their way elsewhere and is delayed by the other’s inane discussion on a variety of subjects for no reason whatsoever other than to hear their own voice. chat-trapped, chat-trapping, chat-trapper.
used in a sentence, verb:

leah was chat-trapped by dianne in the washroom for fifteen minutes today.

used in a sentence, noun:

don’t walk near that cubicle or you will be caught in a chat-trap with damien!
a voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the b-tt cheeks to prevent defecation.

standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don’t sh-t yourself.
caught in a chat-trap, adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

after unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.

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