Chateauguay
a medium sized town just outside of montreal where white kids think they’re black and black kids think they live in the ghetto, it has only 1 english highschool and 3 french highschools, pregnant 12 year olds, drunk 11 year olds, emo kids hanging out at the mall, white trash frenchmen standing in line at the welfair office. it’s a town with nothing to do but drink. it’s the home of two hasbeen nhl players bobby dollas and glen curry. it borders a reservation but the natives aren’t bad at all. the english high school has a pretty bad rep for some reason even though it’s not as bad as people think. everyone knows everones business .
guy one : you doing anything tonight?
guy two : what else is there to doin chateauguay?
guy one : drink!!!!
guy two : yup
a community located off of montreal’s south sh-r- whose populace consists of an alarmingly large number of gl-ss eating, lead paint lickers. for this percentage of its denizens, thinking hurts; their vocabularies rarely extend beyond the monosyllabic (exception: sports related terms)and they contentedly,collectively suck at the alcohol/pot laced teat of ignorance – with pride.
gl-ss-eating resident: ay,(sniff), f-ck, hockey, f-ck, heh,f-ck,wasted, f-ck, beer, (grunt), football,prolly, f-ck f-ck f-ck.ya.chateauguay, shat, f-ck, (drool) huh?
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