chatgap
the lag between replies in an im-style conversation: one person types a new statement before the other person types his/her reply to a previous statement, thus making it unclear in a humorous, surprising or even tragic way.
eli: i just got accepted to go on the sp-ce shuttle.
nina: oh wow!
eli: oh, and one other thing.
nina: you must be so excited!
eli: i think my condom broke last night.
nina: that’s so amazing!
eli: uh, chatgap?
nina: oh, snap! chatgap!
eli: brb
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