chatroulette
a live streaming website where you connect with completely random strangers with a webcam and microphone. every other person you connect to is a h-rny dude w-nking, or if you’re a chick, you are asked to see your t-ts. you disconnect with you want and keep talking if the person’s chill. same concept as omegle except you see them.
dude, i just saw someone take a sh-t on chatroulette.
a brilliant invention. a place where all the psychos, sk-nks, perverts and pedophiles are kept the world over, safe in their living rooms, instead of out bothering the rest of us in the real world.
guy1: my uncle is such a pervert.
guy2: did you introduce him to chatroulette? =d
guy1: say, that’s a swell idea!
another weird novelty of the internet, consisting of randomly chosen webcam(if permitting) chat sessions at www.chatroulette.com this is often extremely deviant, and often consists of bored males, with the odd one flopping their c-ck out or worse.
a website that has video chat between two people that contain almost no hot chicks.
population distribution as follows:
34% w-nkers
25% creepy pedophiles
13% emo kids
12% douchebags
6% wannabe gangsters
2% normal guys
1.999% decent looking chicks
.oo1% fine chicks
i was trying to find some babes but i kept seeing guys beating their meat on chatroulette
one of earth’s most ridiculous websites that randomize a video chat session with another random person in the world with a webcam. no downloads required. anything goes.
things to expect while on chatroulette.com
-4 out of 5 are male
-about 1 in 6 odds that male is jerking off or showing full frontal
-about 1 in 4 odds the male is looking for a set of nice t-tties
-a video on repeat (p-rn, something misleading, often ridiculous)
-that token 50+ year old
-college dudes
-less college chicks
-dudes looking to chat someone up
-girls looking for attention and compliments (see: tease)
-pre-p-b-scent middle school girls
-people from other continents (duh)
-a short conversation
-a long conversation
-racists, insecure people who act racist because they are behind a computer screen. (see: chatroom thug,tool,poser)
-people with ridiculous costumes
-people you wonder why the f-ck the are on chat roulette
-non-s-xual entertainment (rare)
-rejection
-a good laugh (lmao, die laughing)
-and on rare occasion a girl who puts on a show
similar websites: tokbox, omegle, etc
you never know what to expect from this site.
guy 1: dude, let’s f-cking chat roulette right now, i wanna see what some t-tties and/or asian girls!
guy 2: i didn’t know you were that anxious to see some dude jerkin it while sitting in his dark bedroom. but yeah i can go for some t-tties.
guy 1: i have a feeling we’ll see some t-tties from t-ts mcghee today.
(five clicks later)
guy 1: ah f-ck! some dude jerkin’ it…do you think he does this all day?
a place to see d-cks
guy1 have you been to chatroulette.com
guy2 you mean “d-ck”roulette.com?
an internet webcam/chat relay where anonymous h-m-s-xuals hang out to display and stroke their small hairy p-n-s.
chatroulette is plagued with f-ggots stroking p-n-s.
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