Chattanoogan
person who resides in chattanooga, tennessee. the chattanoogan archetype is a mixture of a trendy/hipster/outdoorsy/yuppie. chattanoogans can be identified by their frequency of chaco wearing, eno hammocking in random places, use of kavu bags, cliff bars as meals, and whether or not they carry a rock/creek water bottle with them. the typical chattanoogan also has their fb banner set as a photo of the view from sunset rock.
“hey, did you see that guy out on the trail?”
“yeah, the one trail running in chacos?”
“that’s the one.”
“chattanoogan.”
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