Chatzy Mindfuck
when you p-ss someone off on chatzy so they come back as their significant other to b-tch at you for being mean.
chatzy user: my girlfriend is throwing up and having a panic attack in the other room and although, if i was real, i should really be comforting her and possibly cleaning up the puke, i’ve decided to log in and tell you all what a horrible bunch of meanie bobeanies you are! it’s not her fault the word “w-lly” makes her suicidal!
all the other users: whoa! that was a chatzy mindf-ck!
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