Chaud


a chaud ch-aw-d, is guam’s equivalent to an american redneck.

a type of person or lifestyle

(adj/noun)
dude… your dad is chaud.
weird, or a fob chamoru
don’t you wish your boyfriend was chaud like me?
wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. a real chaud, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. i recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one’s hands upon
wow, i smoked too much meth today.
a chaud is a p-n-s that is fatter than it is long
a p-n-s that could be 4″ long but 6″ wide
hot, the opposite of being cold
your girlfriend is tres chaud
stolen, like nicked or pinched
i chaud some pens from school
steven lemercir
this chaud smokes too much weed and is drunk off da saki 24/7.

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