Chav Ring
the smallest sprocket of the three attached to the pedals of a typical mountain bike. so called because of its widespread use by the cycling chav- possibly because of its lack of understanding of the gear shift mechanism coupled to a total lack of physical fitness. the effect is that the chav invariably spins its legs wildly whilst making little forward progress.
chavs invariably use in combination with a bike that’s way too small and a saddle that’s way too low. supplementary effect noticed by onlookers is that the chav’s knees rise to around ear level when pedalling.
if the chav’s bike is a brand known to cycling aficionados, it will be nicked. if its a cheap chain-store brand it will be nicked too.
cyclist 1 “that hill was way steep, i’m shattered”
cyclist 2 “me too, i was stuck on the chav ring all the way to the top”
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