Chav Shower


of which a rather disgusting person (or festival goer) trades in a hot running shower or relaxing bath for a baby wipe scrub down.
1. hey mate, intya gonna meet that bird in like, ten minutes?
2.sh-t yeah, f-ck i stink!
1. ‘av a chav shower, she’ll be well up for it.

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