Chavacle


a sports wear clad chav, a frequent guest on jeremy kyle. he has 4 children aptly named init, safe, sorted and asbo. a lover of burberry knock offs and uses his signing on card as id. the oracle of where to find all drugs under £10 and how to impregnant teenage girls who have a life long ambition to have a council flat.
when jeremy kyle asked the chavacle his understanding of dna he replied “dont n-b -rs-s”

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