Chavira


when you want to buy something real bad but you’re too afraid of your wife to tell her so you lie to her and tell her you won it in a raffle.
“kenny, i want to buy this bad-ss mountain bike but my wife won’t let me.”

“that’s easy. just pull a chavira and tell her you won it in a raffle.”

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