Chavocracy
a so-called ‘democracy’ whereby the unintelligent m-sses decide who governs a country.
often convinced to vote for a particular party with buzz words or hot phrases with ease, rather than persuaded with logic.
you: “so, the tories no longer hold the same views towards taxes as they once did, albeit this recession is largely to blame. all the same, it’ll be ukip for me this year. what do you think?”
chav 1: “me? i’m votin’ bnp, innit. dat leader bloke is wellll fit.”
chav 2: “innit.”
chav 3: “innit.”
you: “democracy? more like chavocracy.”
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