Cheard
a beard that extends from chest to face.
eion bailey has a great cheard.
a growth of facial hair occuring exclusively on the cheeks. a properly maintained cheard will stand apart from a crowd and may grow upwards of several inches, although thoroughly lacking in the same density and length as the rest of the facial hairs, a cheard can still be a most beautiful thing.
person one (of mixed ancestry): dude, what’s that sh-t on your cheeks?
person two (clearly of j-panese heritage): that’s my cheard, man. don’t knock it!
persons four through nineteen (of mostly caucasian and hispanic heritages): dude, s-xtreem!
person three (of french heritage): laisse tombe le sh-t! c’est les flics!
the phenomenon of the hair on the choad becoming so long, it starts to resemble a beard
baby, you gotta trim your cheard! it looks like a small animal is hiding in your crotch!
chin beard, also known as a goatee. a cheard is most often seen on males of the species. the word cheard is most often used by cute utah boys with the first name david.
david: hey nice cheard there buddy!
buddy: what? you’re crazy…
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