cheatstard
a hybrid of a cheating bustard, where the stupidest man in the world not only cheats on his girlfriend but is too stupid to try and hide it so he get caught where she can see. as if this wasn’t ittiotic enough, this cheatstard has cheated with a fat ugly wh-r-.
“we were staying a friends house and i found that cheatstard in bed with that fat ugly sl-t.”
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