Check My Crotch Pose
a posture to show off a bulge of one’s p-n-s in the pants. its like, well well, look what i got down here in my pants!
-wink wink-
posture is achieved either by thrusting the pelvis forward or spreading the legs in a standing posture.
meaning of the posture in males is to get the attention of the females of the species by showing the prowess of one’s genital area, thus meaning a high probability of procreative ability.
a variation of the expression is one where the word crotch is replaced by the word c-ck. it will preserve the letters in the acronym of the original expression.
hurry, jay, mallu is comming this way. show your check my crotch pose now!
(mallu is a girl who jay likes. jay flexes his pelvis so that his p-n-s tighten the textile in his jeans’ frontal crotch area.)
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