check wipe
the act of wiping your -ss due to a feeling of -n-l moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day
“dude, if you’re feeling itchy, i would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat…”
the act of wiping your -ss to check for -n-l moistness after cutting a fart, because you might have sh-t yourself.
dude, that was a ripper! you might need a check wipe.
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