Check your Totem


a reference from the christopher nolan movie inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.

intended to be used sarcastically.
d-bag: “i swear every b—- in that club wanted my d.”

smugster: go check your totem.

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