Checking my eyelids for holes
a process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one’s eyes to check one’s eyelids for holes. this process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, cl-ss or behind the wheel.
example 1
dude 1: dude you almost hit that grandma!
dude 2: sorry dude, i was checking my eyelids for holes.
example 2
dude 1: well this party was awesome! i’m gonna go check my eyelids for holes. -falls to ground-
dude 2: night dude.
dude 1: night.
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