cheddardick
a mix of a tryhard, goody goody, and suckup.
if you wear an earth day shirt on earth day, you are a cheddard-ck.
a dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. they like to stick their p-n-ses into small sp-ces and j-zz everywhere, when the j-zz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
jeff you f-cking cheddar d-ck!!11!1!
someone who puts on a false veneer of uber politeness to strangers, great aunts, and authority figures. insincere sweetness. a suck up. those who employ this technique can be referred to as a “cheddard-ck”.
“how the h-ll did bill get that promotion? the guy is a total f-cking idiot!”
“he cheddard-cked his way to the top!”
a man who is not circ-mcised. all men that have foreskin, and all foreskin smells like cheese.
when someone is being a total p-ssy and acting weak and maybe even g-y.
“most british men are cheddar d-cks.”
an individual who is constantly messing with and disrespecting other people’s property.
jack came over to my house and lost my chapstick; he is such a cheddar-d-ck.
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