cheek collector
one who’s goal is to collect the b-tt-cheeks of women. this person will never stop until until the cheeks have been collected.
friend 1: yo, last night was crazy man i heard you tried to get with kate!?
friend 2: tried to? boy, i collected those cheeks last night.
friend 1: oh sh-t son, that’s why they call you the cheek collector…
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