Cheekless Bastard
1) someone who lacks cheeks.
2) someone who’s lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people’s minds to become concave and introspective.
3) a person who’s face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is always in check.
4) someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
“i want you to be honest with me because i am with you” said the cheekless b-st-rd
“honesty is the best policy. to lie is a pest’s priority.” said the cheekless b-st-rd
“that cheekless b-st-rd is a f-cking llam-ff-guin.”
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