cheer mom
a mom living their life through their child. every time their daughter/son wins a comps starts crying and gets drunk. worlds isn’t a time for their daughter to hang with her friends at disneyworld! it’s a time for the moms to do whatever they want and make sure their daughters are late for practice. if you’re looking for a person to har-ss a 7-year-old on how they have the wrong shade of lipstick, then you got just the person.
cheerleader: mom can i go to prom?
cheer mom: no dumb-ss you have cheer practice today!
cheerleader: i think i want to quit mom
cheer mom: wth no no!!!! you are grounded, young lady! except for cheer practice!
cheerleader’s teammate: wow your moms such a cheer mom
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