Cheerios is not cake
a way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. this was created by me, m.c.w no one else, especially tyler!!!
unrelated note – phrase derived from nascar..
heres the story: my dads was watching nascar, his favorite sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by cheerios. however the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a betty crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). hence my hilarious phrase "cheerios is not cake!" tyler: its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes mike: cheerios is not cake... tyler: what? mike: you heard me!
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