cheese bleed


when your c-ck starts to bleed due to a very toothy bl-wj-b (usually performed by amateurs) or if you should ever happen to somehow cut your c-ck (ouch) it can be referred to as cheese bleeding. also it can be used as a code to keep said cheese-bleeding a secret, usually from girls. funny that. hmmmm.
guy 1: oh my word, im in so much pain after that cheese-bleeding contest the mrs decided to have last night.

guy 2: too much info dude!!

guy 1’s mrs: wtf is a cheese bleed? i only remember going down on you last night and watching a film.

guy 1: its nothing love, good bl-w j-b by the way

guy 2: hahahahaha

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