cheese puff dick
a rather small sized p-n-s that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it’s smell lingers in the room long after s-xual activities are over.
“why does your room smell like sh-t?”
“because my half queer f-ck buddy just left.”
“how was it?”
“not that great, he has a total cheese puff d-ck.”
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