cheese slice


the triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. most often seen on exercise equipment.
d-mn marybeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the lat pulldown?
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the triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. most often seen on exercise equipment.
d-mn marybeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the lat pulldown?
1. a random image inserted into a television show or movie by a creator with no special significance but which fans attribute deep meaning to and debate about said meaning at length. the term stems from a buffy the vampire slayer episode, 04.22 “restless.” the term can also be applied to any of the following:

2. any confusing image which causes a person to realize she is literally or figuratively dreaming

3. something which will not protect a person

4. something for which one clears a sp-ce, especially if sp-ce is already available or time should be spent on more pressing matters

5. an existential question or riddle
1. look, i listened to the director’s commentary. the bald guy is just a cheese slice–there’s no deep meaning behind his appearance.

2. it all seemed so real, but my dog driving an ice cream truck was a real cheese slice and i knew i had to wake up.

i thought i could trust my best friend until i got smacked with a cheese slice: she was having an affair with my boyfriend!

3. i don’t know if i want to ride with you–your geo metro is a total cheese slice in an accident.

4. i know i told my sister i would babysit, but i cheese-sliced in coffee with nathan instead.

5. the real cheese slice is whether i wear the pants or the pants wear me.

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