Cheese Turtle
an uncirc-mcised microp-n-s with yellow sm-gm-
“hey how’s your cheese turtle problem doing?”
“i thought i told you not to talk about it in public!”
“not my fault you weren’t circ-mcised and don’t know how to wash your tiny d-ck. that yellow sm-gm- is gross”
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