Cheese Wanker
cheese w-nker
someone who either m-st-rb-t-s:
1. with the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. while viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining s-xual pleasure from the act
tom: bl–dy h-ll, this cheddar is great!
bernard: tom, you cheese w-nker!
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